How else could I respond except "how's welcome to McDonald's. Go get your self a job like the rest of us!". I guess it's a good thing he had a sense of humor

Today I caught a shoplifter at work and when he told me it was the holidays and we're in a recession then presented the question of what could he say?...

Just spent my first day back at work after a long weekend of projects. I'll take the projects and time with my wife anyday